Quotes of the Week

"I hate the smell of grass because it reminds me of work!"
-Cade
"Have we ever had a black president?"
-Claire

*"Amtrack? I thought that was the stuff that a bunch of people sell and you always give them a bad time about it?"
-Kailyn

"I've noticed, Jesus that on your resume you don't have much formal education. Of course omnipotence will suffice but still..."
-My dad during his sermon illustration

(Emily signs...)
"Can I have some more chicken?"
My mom, "Well, actually it's ham. (She signs "pig")
Emily waits a few seconds, "Can I have some more chicken-pig?"